Cricket of Bliss

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Okay, so I was about to go to bed without posting, because I was tired and just not feelin' it when it came to summarizing my day. But then we had to play Jeopardy with Alexa, and then the Sparrowhawk, who had been patiently suggesting we could go upstairs now, got distracted by his phone and exclaimed "You bastard!!" I asked him who he was talking about. He had just learned that John Tyler--"one of our worst Presidents"--had joined the Confederacy in his old age. Clearly unacceptable! This cannot pass without a reprimand. And this is why nerds stay up too late.